Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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