Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
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Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
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They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
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