Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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