you win again, gameday.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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