Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
