I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
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YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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