"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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