he shaved USA in his pubs
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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