it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
