Your tits are I can't wait for
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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