these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
