Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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