areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
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You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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