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isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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