Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
True strength comes from lack of pants
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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