I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
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He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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