Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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