4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
is your mom at the bar?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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