I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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