I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm passing your future prison.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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