Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Randomize