South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
