We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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