I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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