pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
lol hangovers are for mortals.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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