Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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