She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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