KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
My Sexting was not on an AP level
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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