You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
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