How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
how drunk are you?
Several
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
