No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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