I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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