just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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