R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
