We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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