He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
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