Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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