okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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