The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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