ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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