I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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