i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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