were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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