so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Randomize
