I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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