people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
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This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
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LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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