She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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