Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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