Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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