I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
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just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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