Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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