No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
They took my balls.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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